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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:27/10/2009
Rating:5 stars     
Views:516
 
Joke:A young, intelligent medical student specializing in sexual disorders decides to take a tour of a local clinic. Eager to impress a future doctor, the chief resident shows him around the facility. While discussing current cases and the facility, they stumble across a patient masturbating in his room. “What condition does he have?” the student asks. “He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder,” the resident replies. “If he doesn’t ejaculate 20-30 times a day, he’ll become confused and disoriented.” As the pair continue their tour, the student walks past another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse. “What about him?” the student asks. “What’s his story?” “Oh, it’s the same condition,” the doctor replies. “He just has a better health plan.”
 
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