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| Doctor, Doctor Ive got wind! Can you give me something?Yes - heres a kite!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a snake about to shed its skinWhy dont you go behind the screen and slip into somethin... more
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| Whats the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?One treats what you have, the other thinks you have... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffeeHave you tried taking the spoon out?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im having trouble with my breathing.Ill give you something that will soon put a stop to that!... more
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| Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a caterpillar Dont worry youll soon change!... more
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| A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, youve got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the t... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im GodWhen did this start?Well first I created the sun, then the earth...... more
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| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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