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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:27/10/2009
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Joke:A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, sweetheart.” her mother replied, “Why ever would you ask such a question?” “The headstone back there said ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’”
 
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