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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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