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| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few a... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more
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