| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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