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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| 3. | Category: Apple jokes |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| 5. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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