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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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