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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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