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| Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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