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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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