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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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