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| There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle rea... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !... more
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