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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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