jokes | categories | a to z jokes | search | random joke | upload joke | contact us | links


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

 
Viewing Joke:

Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:64
 
Joke:Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. Shed hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesnt mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, Im covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "Youre lying on the dining room skylight."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Travel And Tourist Jokes:

1.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more

2.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear terr... more

3.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? Im sorry to leave, now that Ive almost bought... more

4.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !... more

5.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasnt feeling well. "Would you care f... more

6.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more

7.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the st... more

8.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more

9.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more

10.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everythin... more



jokes | categories | a to z jokes | search | random joke | upload joke | contact us | links | link partners