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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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