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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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