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| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !... more
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| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| When do clocks die?When their time is up.... more
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