| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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