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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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