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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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