| 1. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!... more
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| 2. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How can you tell if someone whos just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!... more
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| 3. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| The new office-boy came into his bosss office and said, "I think youre wanted on the phone, sir." "What dyou mean, you t... more
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| 4. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).... more
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| 5. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!... more
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| 6. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What asks no question but demands an answer?A doorbell or a ringing telephone.... more
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| 7. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !... more
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| 8. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| At three oclock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He stagger... more
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| 9. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.... more
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| 10. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!... more
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