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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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