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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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