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| Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches!... more
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| Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.... more
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| The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your h... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !... more
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| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!... more
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| Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!... more
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| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more
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| What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?The scenter spot !... more
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| How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pi... more
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