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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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