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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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