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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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