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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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