| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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