| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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