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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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