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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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