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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your... more
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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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