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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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