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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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