| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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