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| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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