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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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