| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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