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| Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!... more
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| One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W... more
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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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