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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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