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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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