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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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