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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more
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| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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