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| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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