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| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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