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| Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !... more
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| Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.... more
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| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
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| What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep.... more
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| Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more
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| The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclis... more
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| 7. | Category: Bicycle jokes  |
| Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).... more
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| A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did y... more
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| What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bicycle jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !... more
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