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| | Category: | Police jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 47 | | | | Joke: | The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, "Ive got to take you in, sir. Youre obviously drunk"The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure Im drunk?""Yeah, buddy, Im sure," said the copper. "Lets go."Obviously relieved, the wino said "Thats a relief - I thought I was a cripple." | | | |
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