| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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