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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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