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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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